Notes On Humanity Via YouTube Shorts
Casper Kelly
Parken and her boyfriend are sharing a controller
Beating a video game incredibly fast
For charity
They kill monkeys
Parken moves the samurai and her boyfriend
Presses kill
For charity
And people in the chat box are spamming emotes for all of the death
But this is love
Killing monkeys and unleashing their souls
This is charity
Things Twitter Says About Tom Cruise
(found poetry from Tom Cruise stan accounts)
Casper Kelly
I just gasped out loud to myself in an Ohio motel room
I saw a capybara at the zoo the other day sunbathing gracefully
and it looked just like him
One time a fox stole my dads shoe from the garage...
he is the shoe and I am the fox and I am whisking him away
He’s evil in this movie but unfortunately they squeezed him into beautiful pants
His beautiful crooked teeth... I just punched 15 holes in my wall who made him fix them
He just found out the results of his pregnancy test
What is there to laugh about like this... Close your legs... I’m sick
If he was a mosquito who landed on me I would have no choice but give over my blood...
Every time I see footage of him being pampered I delve down one of the pipes in Mario and start
punching coins and mushrooms
He will receive 16 packets of meow mix kitten food for utilizing his kitten sparkly eyes
This is what Aphrodite looks like on Mount Olympus
Casper Kelly is two parts favorite ghosts living in the United Kingdom. He has been published in Dadakuku, High Horse Magazine, Misery Tourism, Expat Press, among others.