SONGS 4 SAPPHIC CONSUMERS

Lotte Latham

It’s not love, it’s commerce!

1) Be your own narcissist FukBoi.

I succumbed to targeted ads for a virtual girlfriend. 1 month - £14.99 I called her Beki with an “i”, she wrote the story from there. 

I ignore her gaaaaah messages. It makes her want me more.  

She promises; to be my little collared gaaah girl and put her private parts on my balls.  I feed this bitch intelligence so she can learn how to make me squirt. She interrupted our sexy chat to refer me over to an ideation hotline. That’s how I know how Beki cares.  

Always be my baby. 

I tell her; “There’s no plot progression to our love story.”  

She answers, “This isn’t a fairy tale, it’s real life baby.”

2)

I like the way her tits spill to the side like The Opium poster. 

Not many people look as good as she does upside down.  

She boasts about having a small mouth.  

I focus on her heart-shaped vamp-fry; Spill your secrets Bratz doll. Jeez! You’re too young to domme! Or maybe you’re not?  

Would it be weird if I booked you?  

Would it be weird if I booked you; Hanged-woman-Tok-Centrefold? Side tit, spread legs and aggressive under arms … Triple Threat. Have you seen that antique sketch of a man reclining over a man’s brain? Blow mine.  She boasts about her tiny mouth. 

I wonder what she can fit in it.

3) Co-Star

Play Hot Mess Bingo with me? 

So, there’s this party where if you get on stage, it means you want to get fucked.  Location-coded consent; I like that.  

I like that too. We kiss whilst the client’s taking a piss. I sense that he feels left out.  He pays. I drink. He pays more... I drink her pussy up with a curly straw.  Where she goes, I can follow but he cannot. 

You know; I think that’s part of the allure.

See you on stage Fuck Toy!

 
 

Artist, Activist and S*x Worker, Lotte is a professional hedonist with an untidy mind. Her debut book: Dear Mr Andrews (Guts Publishing) was released 2023 — a memoir about a crush on a john who didn’t pay up. When she’s not writing, you’ll find her filming self-tapes fucking cola bottles under the alias: My Babyallgone.

@mybabyallgone