I wish I was at my funeral so I could hear a bunch of people say nice things about me.

Hannah Elliott

My butt is a scratch and sniff

My god was jackblack as Kung Fu Panda

I am seeing this guy who is drinking a

Dunkie Donie at the top of the stairs

In front of REI

I smell like summer

And hold the knowledge of absurd felinity

And canine feces in the cracks of my shoes

In short, I am horny as fuck.

I realized today that every conversation

I initiate is accepted on the terms of its swift cessation

Taylor Swift

The minutes following pile on like

Limp and shit stained regret

Which, of course, I’ll flip inside out once

I’ve run out of clean things

To think

My crotch is on fire as I turn the corner to

Meet cute a dog with soulful eyes

She is faithful to my stare

We are laughing

As I tell this guy

She is friendly

I lost the nerve to pet her

Swiftly skipping away

As the minutes stalk, again, behind

Like discord follows truth

A kitty prances out the wrinkles of my dream

I am petting her

She follows me

I am whimpering

I feel sorry

And legend has it,

Fiona Apple met her best friend while walking her dog.

 
 

Hannah Elliott is a Brooklyn based poet and playwright from Hollywood, Florida. She is obsessed with cuteness, girliness, and the grotesque. You can find her poetry published by Moral Crema, Hot Pink Mag, and sprinkled throughout her Instagram.

@fetalbabushka